These dozens of clever Tinder bios will have you laughing out loud or scratching your head and asking, “What were they thinking?” And, with 50 million users across the globe, it’s easy to swipe your way to Funny Tinder bios, no matter where you are located.
#1 This Girl Shows Us Funny Can Be Sexy
The most important rule to creating a Tinder profile is to be yourself! And if you have a wacky sense of humor, let that flag fly!
Funny can be sexy, as this woman shows us in her funny Tinder bio. Among all of the cleavage shots and duck-faced-do-me-now pics, this Tinder profile displays this gal’s fun personality. She is all that with a frozen dinner on the side.
#2 Can You Get Crabs from a Tinder Bio?
Maybe we should reword that as “Krabs.” This guy uses a popular animated character on his funny Tinder bio then adds his own little hilarious twist on words. We have to admit, a right swipe is tempting; for the simple purpose of asking him to have dinner at Red Lobster. But beware, his daughter may or may not be a whale.
#3 Frozen in Time
We’re not sure if this guy is being intentionally ironic with his funny Tinder profile or not. However, with his listed profession being in Biological Cryogenics, maybe he should shell out the $200K to preserve his body until he finds his perfect match. Or does he get a do-it-yourself discount?
#4 The Dog Whisperer
This isn’t a clever Tinder profile, nor is it among the reach-out-and-slap-you-in-the-face funny Tinder profiles. It’s short, sweet and to the point. However, as we swiped through thousands of profiles, we found some perfect matches for the guy who loves talking to dogs. Now, it’s a funny Tinder bio!
#5 Must Love Dogs
We’ve found some perfect Tinder matches for the dog whisperer (above) and hope they find one another and live happily ever after. However, Tinder users, please heed this advice; don’t use a dog as your Tinder profile pic.
Somewhere, out there in the world of the internet, someone told guys that women turn into quivering pools of Jell-O over guys who love dogs. There may be some truth to that. But, when we find ourselves staring into the face of a 15-year-old, mixed-breed dog with Cujo eyes, most of us are swiping left, quickly.
In conclusion, you can post photos of your best furry friend. Pics of you chilling with your dog, walking your dog along the beach or even cuddling with your pup are quiver-worthy. However, when your dog’s pic is front and center, it looks like an American Kennel Club personals ad.
Now, Michael, meet your perfect matches:
This guy looks fantastic for his age! Must be in dog years.
This pup writes AND draws!
It’s okay, dogs aren’t monogamous. But we hope his wife doesn’t see this. We hear she’s a real bitch.
#6 If it Fits, Shove it in There
When you’re looking for a hook-up and you’re just not good with words, a funny Tinder profile pic speak volumes. We will let this Tinder bio speak for itself, well, mumble for itself.
#7 Funniest Tinder Pic Ever
Okay, so maybe it’s not the funniest Tinder pic ever, but this girl has a lot of guts and a wicked sense of humor. We would love to see more Tinder bio pics just like this one, so get out there and be creative. I’m sure these brave officers were flattered when asked to pose for this snap.
#8 Grandma Found the Filters
It’s a good thing to be involved with your grandparents as they love the company and attention. However, we’re not quite sure setting grandma up on a dating app is the quality time grandma she had in mind.
Judy is a 77-year-old grandmother who likely doesn’t have a clue what Tinder is or that her beloved grandchild just set her up on one of the biggest hook-up sites in the world. But again, with that sparkle in her eye, you may be the very bucket-list item she’s looking for.
#9 We Found Judy’s Soul Mate
Part of what makes these funny Tinder bios so hilarious is finding the perfect match on behalf of another user. Judy, meet Daniel…. he’s a much younger man, at 55, but we have no doubt you will rock his world.
And here’s a tidbit of advice for those of you users looking for funny bios for Tinder that you can use for inspiration: 1- Lying about your age doesn’t always work. 2- Always wax before a shirtless bio pic.
#10 She Needs Some Balls
This clever Tinder profile is nuts. But we won’t leave you hanging with any more ridiculous puns. This funny bio made us giggle like 5th graders and proves that a great sense of humor can be extremely attractive.
#11 Finding Your Bestie on Tinder
Who says the Tinder app is just for dating and hooking up? It can be used for various things such as hooking up an elderly grandparent or finding a date for your dog. This hilarious Tinder bio shows how you can dump your boyfriend and meet a life-long best friend all in the same dating app.
#12 I’ll Take a Half-Caf, Vente Latte; Hold the D*ck
You have to admire a person who can keep their sense of humor after a break-up, especially when they’ve been cheated on. This hilarious Tinder profile had us laughing out loud and cheering on this jilted dude. May he find companionship, love and d*ck-free coffee.
#13 That’s Not Creepy at All
Heads up Tinder users; never use the place you’re hoping to take a date as your Tinder bio pic unless it’s a sunny beach or the Eiffel Tower. This is one strange Tinder profile that made us punch the red X over and over again while asking, “Why?”.
#14 Screw the Police, Literally
We think the world of first responders and have the utmost respect for those who risk their lives for ours. And to be honest, some of us really love a man in uniform. So, if you’re looking for clever Tinder profiles, this one is definitely a winner. Unfortunately, this hilarious tagline cannot be used on just any Tinder bio.
#15 Be Direct or Not
When writing your Tinder bio, it’s good to inject a little bit of humor into it. People love a funny profile. But it is equally as important to be direct and tell potential matches exactly what you are looking for…. unless you are this guy.
#16 Intriguing with a Pinch of Scary
Some of the best Tinder bios have a bit of intrigue behind them. Men love women that are beautiful and a little mysterious. But this funny Tinder profile takes mystery and intrigue to a whole other level. We definitely love the story this Tinder user created to make people laugh and scare away the weak.
#17 Take This One for a Test Drive
Writing a creative Tinder bio is hard enough, but to make it clever and funny, take some finesse! Oh, the punny things we could say about stick shifts, the horn blowing and smooth rides! However, we will let this guy show you how to write a great Tinder bio.
#18 Give This Lady a Standing Ovation!
No, this wasn’t meant to be a pun, we’re serious! This gal deserves a big round of applause for her clever and hilarious Tinder profile. It’s a good thing to have a sense of humor, but when you can get a few laughs at your own expense, bravo to you! This bio will definitely have you rolling.
#19 Batman in Search of His Robin
Some Tinder bios are obviously written to be sincere and taken seriously…. and this guy has failed miserably. The words are great and the message is clear as to what Batman wants from a relationship. But as a rule, this shouldn’t be a first choice when it comes to a Tinder profile photo. Go ahead, read the bio and look at the pic without laughing. We bet you can’t.
#20 Some Things are Better Left Unsaid
Again, we want to repeat the importance of being direct when crafting a Tinder bio. That way, any potential love-interests will know exactly what you’re looking for in a match and what you’re all about as a person. Unfortunately, some people don’t know where to draw that line. And, some people tend to overshare.
#21 Even the Easter Bunny Needs Love
How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny? Maybe these childhood wonders aren’t so mythical after all. This funny Tinder bio demonstrates that you never know who you’ll meet while swiping. Even the Easter Bunny is searching for love and companionship and apparently, he is a huge Jay-Z fan.
#22 Hands Down, This Gal Has a Clever Tinder Bio
Life throws us all a million curve balls. But it’s how you handle those challenges that makes all the difference in whether or not you’re a happy person. This gal’s Tinder profile is hilarious and teaches us all to make the best with what we’ve got.
#23 Please, Don’t Jump
Tinder profile lesson #12: Be mindful of the background of your bio photographs. While this gentleman seems genuine in his quest to find the love of his life, the background of his bio pic may send the wrong message. Someone please swipe right or call the fire department.
#24 Benjamin Button Seeking to Share Playdates and Juice Boxes
This little guy is a cutie but we don’t believe he meets the 18 and over qualification to have a Tinder profile. Parents, for the safety of your children, keep those adorable snaps to yourself until you’ve found someone you trust. But all lessons aside, when we read this funny Tinder profile (with the voice of the Ameri Trade baby, of course), we can’t help but giggle.
#25 We Give This Funny Tinder Profile 5 Stars
Okay, so we’ve all seen funny Tinder bios where the user gives themselves star ratings. But this gal’s star rating is genuinely funny right down to the dog. It just goes to show that you can take an idea from someone else’s Tinder bio and totally make it your own.
#26 Seeking a Lindsay Lohan Intervention
If you are looking for a top Tinder profile, look no further than this guy’s bio. Not only is it clever, it’s laugh-out-loud funny. And you have to give the guy points for the adorable grandmother pic. Walking on the beach with your grandma is almost as heartwarming as a snap with a puppy.
#28 For the Sake of Our Children
We absolutely cannot resist these clever and creatively spun stories that make Tinder such a fun place to be (even if you’re not looking for love)! This is one of the funniest Tinder profiles that ends in simply needing a wedding date. And judging by her profile, that would be one fun wedding!
#29 When You Lower Your Standards….
When you’ve been swiping for weeks and just haven’t found someone date-worthy, maybe it’s time to lower your standards a little. If having hair, teeth and all 10 fingers are on your list of must-haves, this funny Tinder profile will have you swiping right.
#30 Bottoms Up!
Photos are an important part of the Tinder bio. But not everyone makes smart choices when they put a photo, front and center, on their Tinder profile. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, when we saw this funny Tinder bio, not many words came to mind. However, we have questions, lots of questions.
#31 Look at the Age, Read the Profile Then Look Back at the Age
Our hope and wish for humanity is that you know how to adult by the time you are 50 and I’m sure this guy’s parents agree. We aren’t sure if this was meant to be funny but…. let’s just hope it was meant to be funny. Just in case, ladies, bring along a booster seat, a box of crayons and a couple of juice boxes.
#32 When Grandpa Intervenes
When your grandfather intervenes and insinuates himself into your dating life, you may want to rethink your dating choices. This hilarious Tinder profile is so clever and unique, we hope other’s catch on and recruit their relatives to call them out on their poor choices.
#33 No Worries, He Will Be in the Bathroom the Entire Time
We too would like to know the origin of gabagool as well as what’s going on in this photo. Perhaps it has something to do with his choice of beverages? This funny Tinder profile is so random and curious that we had to laugh and add it to our collection. Swipe right and I can guarantee you can steal his desert on your dinner date as he will be in the john a majority of the time.
Do You Have the Tinder Funny Profile Giggles?
We hope you enjoyed our collection of the best Tinder bios. You probably had a few laughs and now feel inspired to write your own funny Tinder bio. Also, you might have learned a few things about what not to put in your bio as well…
That’s it for the best and funniest of Tinder bios we could find!
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